beatnikdaddio:

phyllis stalnaker.  weedhead, tramp.


Love it!

beatnikdaddio:

phyllis stalnaker.
weedhead, tramp.

Love it!

A heat map of all the internet connected devices in the world!

http://www.engadget.com/2014/08/29/internet-heat-map/

A heat map of all the internet connected devices in the world!

http://www.engadget.com/2014/08/29/internet-heat-map/

This guy getting his car reposed goes all Brazilian Jujitsu on the repo-man!

It’s a sight to see…

But I assure you the ending alone is worthy of the watch!

New collars and name tags for the little terrors!

New collars and name tags for the little terrors!

I was brand new…

It was 1989 and I had just graduated the police academy. I was 22 years old. I showed up at the station and got a locker and got my shit together and my Field Training Officer took me out for the first time on the street.

It was about 4:00pm… All the school kids were out but the traffic was slow. My FTO was driving of course as I was still just some dumb kid fresh outta my mammas belly who didn’t even know how to wipe my own ass…, so I was told.

I was kinda caught off guard that day. Everywhere we went I had eye contact with every person we passed. It was very disconcerting! Even people passing by in cars were staring at me. Some kid flipped me the bird! Seriously? I asked my FTO if he saw that. I asked him why everyone was staring at us. I did, I seriously asked him. He just looked at me like I was biggest dumbass ever. He said “you are driving around in a police car, get used to it. Everyone stares at you.”

He was right. It took me a while, but I got used to it.

Don’t let the government take you alive! They will suck your brain dry!

Don’t let the government take you alive! They will suck your brain dry!

I have to take a sleep test tonight…

I’ve been studying for it all week, let’s see how I do.

…and thus concludes Shark Week!

toseethis:

Chase Holfelder - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

In a minor key, this song has an unexpected pathos

Wow, such a striking song.

(I’ll bet it could be really fun if someone sang it in a bit more upbeat style though$

halfbakedidea:

Nick Offerman recites Reddit’s “Shower Thoughts” - sort of a Jack Handy for our modern age.