An old #Starbucks #barista, not to be confused with a #barrister, once told me that when you have an @$$#0|€ customer you line up the drink hole with the cup seam. Guaranteed dribble cup all over that nice white starched shirt! So if you get your coffee that way, maybe leave a tip next time big enough to forgive your d-baggery! It’s entirely possible the barista was referring to a barrister regarding that issue. Or not! #lawyer #customerproblems #clever (at Starbucks)
SFU! Maybe the barista didn’t like my conversation! Oh wait, Sugar Free Vanilla.. Oh I get it! Whew!
